I found some teeth

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
fox-guardian
asteroidtroglodyte

Ugh can’t stand babies they cry so much!”

That tiny Human spirit has shat himself 4 times today if you’d shat yourself 4 times by noon you’d be in hysterics too

asteroidtroglodyte

He fell asleep in his bed, at home, and woke up at the goddamn grocery store with an overhead light in his face if that happened to you you’d become The Joker

asteroidtroglodyte

Poor guy’s only been here for like a dozen weeks he doesn’t even have a favorite show to distract him yet he’s just raw-dogging reality unfiltered with no goddamn Blorbos to rotate whatsoever

dexterlovescoffee
tennas-t-v-time

something you need to like. realize about tennas motivations in chapter 3 is hes essentially a dog whos aware his owners are planning on putting him to sleep soon and hes desperate to avoid it. to the dreemurrs they just see a old beloved tv thats outdated and they need to finally replace because they barely even use it anymore. to tenna hes a member of their family that they just forgot about and need to be reminded of and the second someone showed up and gave him a deal that would give him that he needed to take it no matter what.

tennas-t-v-time

Like I feel like a lot of people view his motivations as “washed up old celebrity who doesnt want his show to get canceled” or even “yandere starved for your attention” HES AN ITEM HES AN ACTUAL PHYSICAL TV. IF HE GETS THROWN AWAY HE FUCKING DIES!!!!!! THIS IS A GUY WHO WAS CONVINCED HIS FAMILY LOVED HIM GETTING NEGLECTED FOR YEARS AND THEN FACING DEATH FOR THE CRIME OF NOT BEING ENOUGH ANYMORE!!!!! HES A DOG THAT DOESNT KNOW WHY YOU STOPPED TAKING HIM FOR WALKS AND PETTING HIM AND HUGGING HIM SUDDENLY REALIZING YOURE PLANNING TO PUT HIM DOWN!!